Linsey

the prettiest most awesome fucking person there is... a Linsey cant make friends without them having a crush or falling in love with her. Sometimes people get jealous because her gorgeous features and hot figure. Linsey's are usually petite and with big eyes the prettiest face and nose and lips and hair and soul. Linsey makes people question their sexuality. she can have anyone she wants. shes everyone elses crush but her crushes are usually fictional (she may even reality shift there for them but thats another story). Shes what you would call a "popular loner". everyone wants to know her but she's just thinking about what wattpad shes gonna read next! she also likes jewlry. did i mention she was breathtakingly gorgeous? If you have a Linsey in your life dont fuck it up because shes sweet but if you get on her bad side she will turn into Regina George and become your worst fucking nightmare and have the ones you thought were your friends turn on you because they are scared of having the same fate as you. OH and wherever she goes shes the baddest in the room and gets lots of compliments.

(Btw my insta is dont_flush_coke its a new account i forgot my old one👁️👁️)

person 1:(texting) Bro i see the hottest chick at the airport right now!! I cant take my eyes off of her. should i get her number? she has the genetic lottery!

person 2: (texting) ah..i know this marvelous being you are speaking of... YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF LINSEY

by Fredweasleyishotasfuckkk May 16, 2022

dirty linden

The dirty linden is a process of searching for the perfect hentai and then vigorously fapping to it

"Dude i pulled a dirty linden last night"

"Yo i might tonight

by Jalaldige February 8, 2017

camp lindenmere

one of the best sleepaway camps ever. at this camp, you become best friends for life with your bunk and counselors. you meet ppl you could never live without and do insane activities. you literally can learn anything you need to know here.

camp lindenmere is the most insane camp because of the sick activities and great people.

by etoe234 September 25, 2017

Linsee

Sweet, fun-loving girl that could only come from Texas y'all. She's the best you'll ever meet.

Did you see that girl last night? She had to have been a Linsee.

by wOAh-bAby November 26, 2010

Linken

An extra kid

Omg that guy is SUCH A Linken(Girls)
That guy is like a Linken(Guys)

by The GMSS Truth February 24, 2018

Linsane

Something insane that has to do with Jeremy Lin, point guard for the New York Knicks.

Guy 1: "Did you see the game last night?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the Knicks did awesome!"
Guy 1: "It was Linsane!"

by Tommy Gee April 9, 2012

Linsanity

The meteoric rise of New York Knicks Point guard, Jeremy Lin, an improbable Harvard graduate Chinese-American NBA basketball star who became an improbable media darling despite a Time Warner Cable contract dispute with the MSG Network, prompting New Yorkers to illegally stream games in the winter of 2012. Not to be confused with Lindsanity - a reference to Lindsay Lohan coined by Perez Hilton - the term Linsanity was coined by mid-2010 when Lin's acquaintance Andrew Slayton registered the domain name linsanity.com.

Linsanity is the ultimate Cinderella story!

by KeyLimePie April 13, 2012