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8 ball of life

An idiom used to except the randomness of life or the chances you take in it.
Wake up and a hooker has stolen your laundry. That's the 8 ball of life.
by Modified3 August 17, 2010
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LIFE SUCKS!

by Lil Marty 08 June 11, 2019
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Second Life

A digital world where people without a first life mingle and be pathetic togethor in harmony.
"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
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see your life

Please review your life.
Take a moment and think about how we got here.
What series of decisions brought us here.
You need to change your way of thinking to get out of this one.
Jane: Imagine my sugar daddy abandoned me in the club when his wife called him.
Janes friend : Jane, see your life
by smoking_acez September 22, 2017
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Social Life

A social life is a serious condition that involves an excessive amount of time spent with others. Some symptoms include friendships, partying, sexual relationships, and sexual intercourse. Social lives are dangerous because they can create a loss of video game progress, an important form of development, and they cause a gradual loss of fine-motor skills that are critical for gaming. People with a social life often drink excessively, which can cause a higher amount of alcohol in the blood. Sexual intercourse can dangerously result in sexually-transmitted diseases. These are just some of the many symptoms of a social life.

Diagnostic Criteria

The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.

The sufferer spends too much time with others.

The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.

The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.

If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
John got a girlfriend, so rapid intervention was imperative to cure him of a social life.
by Jack41EL November 28, 2013
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Tight-life

Tight life is something that happens when you feel like you have been screwed over, if you feel upset, or something bad happens.
Tight-life, I just got a 50 in math.
by Sax Man94 October 26, 2011
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Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
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