driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?

"I got driving lessons today"

by The one and only Soffa July 22, 2022

Cheese Lesser

like a cheese grater, but uses the small grating part.

Dad: do you want cheese on your eggs?

child: yes, but I want to put it on

also child: but I'm going to use the cheese lesser, because that's easier for me to grate.

by CookieOOP! November 1, 2022

football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

by Caduceus April 18, 2023

WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!

As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.

Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023

Sociology lesson

Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss

Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.

Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.

by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021

learn you a lesson

1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation

"you think you're good at video games? give me that controller and i'll learn you a lesson!"

"the steelers learned the seahawks a lesson."

by bryon lasagna March 22, 2006