lexus

"the only major thing that Lexus has invented is the LS that virtually parks itself. Big deal. the S-class virtually drives itself. it will accelerate and come to a complete stop by itself. imagine driving in traffic and all you have to do is steer. beat that. Why does no one know about this, because Mercedes doesnt have to make cheesy commercials to show off their technology.'

You are misinformed. The LS ALSO virtually drives itself, using Dynamic Radar Cruise...it will acclerate and stop all by itself. And it has INNOVATIONS which the Germans can only dream of--it reads the lines on the road, and has pedestrian and object detection capabilities for front and rear, plus night vision. The Benz has night vision, but none of the other features!

Before you go off on your so-called enthusiast snobbery take a look at the growing numbers of politicians, CEOS, athletes, celebs, and yes even heads of state that are driving Lexus cars. Sure Mercedes is a lot older and more geriatric, but history will only take you so far. There's room for others.

"i'd like to see them sell a $190k SL65 wannable. no one would buy it. why? who the hell is gonna spend that much money on a japanese car that has no history, no prestige."

Hah, nice try. There are already 1,850 preorders for the $120K LS 600h L, and the $150,000-ish LF-A is coming out next year. It also has a waiting list.

Deny all you want, till the facts hit you in the face.

Nice try sticking to your old ideas about cars. But if Urban Dictionary wants to accept an uninformed attack rant against one car brand, they should also accept a rebuttal to those arguments. The facts as I've stated in my definition are quite clear--just google them and you'll find reputable sources to back them up. Lexus is certainly not the supreme luxury make in the world, but they can't be dismissed as outright marketing only either. They are an up-and-coming marque, ignore them at your peril.

by Talmachio March 29, 2007

Lexus Noir

A reclusive soul, rarely seen out in public during daylight hours.

Neighbour 1: "I've never seen the person living next door"
Neighbour 2: "You wouldn't, he's Lexus Noir"

by BCF January 8, 2009

Lexus

OMG THAT IS FUNNY... Lexus is a poor man's car? And oh what a shame, manufactured by Toyota? Ironically... Toyota and Lexus consistenly rate near the top of JD Powers' quality rating... EVERY YEAR... Unfortunately BMW, Mercedes, and nearly every other German luxury car places damn near last! Oh by the way, CHRYSLER manufactures Mercedes. Shall I even begin to compare Toyota's quality with Chrysler?

Lexus is to gold terd nugget, as Mercedes is to expensive pile of dogshit...

by Sizzean July 7, 2006

Leuschke

The socially unacceptable. Immoral human beings. Often known as having severe cases of explosive diareahh. Something you would find hanging from your ass hairs; these people are very clingy.

Many of these kind are known to have sexual relations with their young. Also have multiple personality disorders.

e.g. I took a shit and found some Leuschkes on my ass hairs.

by IRUNLA89 March 17, 2010

stealthy lemur

When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.

"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

Lemur Bear

A bear mixed with a lemur created by a Ryan. Pretty epic.

Oh damn! That lemur bear just totally stole my French bread pizza!

by Defringed July 10, 2010

Lexus LF-Gh

Lexus' next concept car. Its going to debute at the New York Auto Show along with the Lexus CT200h, on April 19th 2011.

Its "Sopposed" to replace the GS models... Why? I couldn't tell you.

Comes out in 2012.

Kyle: "Hey, I just heard about the new Lexus comming out in 2012. Its called the Lexus LF-Gh."

Victor: "Wow..."

Kyle: "Yeah, its sopposed to replace the GS models. It looks pretty cool."

Victor: "Nooooooooooo! The GS is my favorite! They cannot do that!"

by PiratesFirstMate April 7, 2011