A man who looks like the hulk and loves the taste of chocolate milk. A large man who will smash your face and leave you with only one shoe.
An American man. Warning approach with extreme caution; white Russians and red wine recommended for close encounters.
An American man. Warning approach with extreme caution; white Russians and red wine recommended for close encounters.
by jeorgia August 18, 2013
Get the Lemonmug. by reidly October 1, 2005
Get the Lemonmug. by Samanthaaaaaaaaa October 15, 2006
Get the Lemonmug. A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?
Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 June 5, 2011
Get the Lemonsmug. A lesbian...
Person 1: Oh damn she was hot!
Person 2: Dude, She's a Lemon..
Person 1: No way..
Person 2: Yeah way!!
Person 2: Dude, She's a Lemon..
Person 1: No way..
Person 2: Yeah way!!
by InitBeee! March 18, 2011
Get the Lemonmug. by Joe Cranch February 1, 2008
Get the Lemonatedmug. Usually a sexually-orientated fan-work or fanfiction, mostly based on manga, anime, video games, and sometimes cartoons. It's also rated 18+ for the sexual acts. It's not like people listen anyway, I don't.
Usually written by women for women, and is about 90% yaoi. There's a difference between porn and lemons, as porn is usually plot-less and has different sexual acts that please men, while lemons are usually written in a book, comic, fanart, or fanfiction. It has more of what pleases women, such as more romance and moar men in it.
Pro-tip: NEVER look up lemons of your childhood favorites. It will shatter your brain.
Pro-tip #2: Most lemons can be found on DeviantART, Fanfiction.net, and just about every other site where horny, sex-crazed teen girls go.
SYNONYMS:
Smut
Lime (more romantic and loving instead of sexual)
Usually written by women for women, and is about 90% yaoi. There's a difference between porn and lemons, as porn is usually plot-less and has different sexual acts that please men, while lemons are usually written in a book, comic, fanart, or fanfiction. It has more of what pleases women, such as more romance and moar men in it.
Pro-tip: NEVER look up lemons of your childhood favorites. It will shatter your brain.
Pro-tip #2: Most lemons can be found on DeviantART, Fanfiction.net, and just about every other site where horny, sex-crazed teen girls go.
SYNONYMS:
Smut
Lime (more romantic and loving instead of sexual)
Ooh, that yaoi lemon I read earlier today was yummy! Mmm... Yaoi...
That FrancexUK story I read earlier today was WAY steamier than the AmericaxUK one I read yesterday.
That FrancexUK story I read earlier today was WAY steamier than the AmericaxUK one I read yesterday.
by CatsfromElsweyr June 24, 2013
Get the Lemonmug.