Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

Lanzarote

Means - same as totty
=> An attractive female.

Means - Official name of a Spanish island of Western coast of Africa, one of the Canary Islands.

"That girl is Lanzarote"

by Jack Adder December 19, 2004

lanyard

A derogatory term used to describe a midget or little person.

Bob: "Ausin Powers is one of my favorite movies."
Tom: "Me too. I love that little lanyard in it."

by iLikeTurtles86 August 27, 2009

Hang a Langer

A direction given from a drunk person, to best describe which way to go while being given a ride home.

Driver: Whats the best way to get you home?
Drunk: Dude, just hang a Langer up here.
Driver: What?
Drunk; HANG A LANGER

by Cootie Coot "Cooter" March 30, 2009

Langer-banger

A Person who is of homosexual origin, some one who is acting the fool

Shut up you langer-banger

by Slim shaney November 23, 2006

langry

when someone is starving to death and knows it, but is too lazy to get up and make food

hungry lazy idk wtfff

yo thats some langry mathafuckaaa

by alex schiavo January 27, 2011

Langwarrin

1 Hometown of Chaz, Lord of the cocks.

2 A city in southern Victoria

"Lets all go to Langwarrin to point and laugh at Chaz"

by MichaelTay October 16, 2008