Kopatch

A total boner

Yo i got a full kopatch when i saw the teacher bend over

by ooga booga 257 January 23, 2011

Kodiak Moment

When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.

Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.

by Fanster March 25, 2007

kojiami

A satire writer on the allakhazam forums, often mistaken for another dumb troll. Has his share of fans and haters. His posts are highly controversial, offensive but always true. for more information, see ffxi.allakhazam.com

Kojiami made another thread about Square enix 3 hours ago, and it already has 350 replies!

by Spinzzz August 28, 2008

Kobian Slip

When you say something "gay" by "accident," but really you're just a closet homosexual and longstanding homophobe.

"Dude, I'm gay... I mean, you're gay." (Kobian Slip)

by Somebody Horrible March 6, 2015

Kopite

A person of scouse origins, eminating from the kop grandstand, the single most epic and deafening football stand throughout european history and the modern era. The word kopite refers to the supporter of Liverpool FC, the outstanding representatives of the english league, liverpool are the most decorated and successful club in british history. Second to none. None.

"Jamie Carragher is a converted Kopite, la."
"We are the famous kopites"

by Eddy Donson November 2, 2008

kopie

Word meaning a Strap-on Dildo

"Use the Kopie"

"She had a Kopie on"

by parts October 5, 2005

Kodiak Bear

When you kill an elephant

Person #1 - Oh shit that elephant looks mad.

Person #2 - Ya, I had to kodiak bear it.

by Cody Acbear September 24, 2007