helen keller

The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.

yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.

by dvdjms November 27, 2010

Helen Keller

Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'

I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.

by Coperfield December 9, 2010

kella

Wog adaptation of the word killa, which is also there word for something which is cool.

or mor God that is a Kella ratziekunt

by Woody April 10, 2005

keller's

Butter that can be Salted, Sweet or Whipped but always Delicious.

I tapped that ass last night but all I could think about was some tasty keller's

by Trigger Happy May 20, 2004

kevlar

1. A material used in bullet-proof vest.
2. A crappy first boss in TRUE CRIME: NEW WORK CITY (spelled 'Kev-Lar').

1. "If it wasn't for this Kevlar, I'd be dead by now!"
2. "Jesus Christ, Kev-Lar's a stupid fucking character. I'm glad Marcus blew his fucking brains out with an Uzi."

by John Peplow, a.k.a Comrade 47 March 2, 2008

Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

sam kellerman

Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.

Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.

by it's a riddle October 25, 2004