Man Jousting

When two men verbally argue in a bid to see who is in some way better. It is generally very distracting and can sometimes be used to distract each man from whatever work they may be trying to avoid

Jacky: I heard you are sloppy at your job
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work

by AbbeyRu June 17, 2019

dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Bin jousting

A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.

“Did you see the bin jousting at Bloodstock last night? It was fucking brutal!”

by Imnotdoxxingmyself March 4, 2023

milk jousting

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face

Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh

by Uppercunt March 6, 2015

Flesh Jousting

A description of sexual contact of any kind

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her

by Seb Squires August 7, 2011

Dick-Joust

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.

M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."

by brokenrecord September 25, 2011

Troll Jousting

Troll Jousting is the act of retorting comments on blogs that have been placed by trolls, or paid commentators who place comments to support a particular vested interest. The Troll Jouster places comments that show the falseness of the Troll

Wow nice Troll Jousting dude, you really bitch slapped that Troll.

Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.

Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.

by stock888 March 30, 2012