A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.
by Imnotdoxxingmyself March 04, 2023
The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.
Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''
by ChromaKier January 15, 2020
When two men verbally argue in a bid to see who is in some way better. It is generally very distracting and can sometimes be used to distract each man from whatever work they may be trying to avoid
Jacky: I heard you are sloppy at your job
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work
by AbbeyRu June 18, 2019
by Uppercunt March 06, 2015
Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.
by brokenrecord September 26, 2011
by Seb Squires August 07, 2011
A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 02, 2008