Bin jousting

A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.

“Did you see the bin jousting at Bloodstock last night? It was fucking brutal!”

by Imnotdoxxingmyself March 4, 2023

Pregnancy Jousting

The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.

Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''

by ChromaKier January 15, 2020

dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

milk jousting

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face

Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh

by Uppercunt March 6, 2015

Flesh Jousting

A description of sexual contact of any kind

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her

by Seb Squires August 7, 2011

Dick-Joust

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.

M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."

by brokenrecord September 25, 2011

dick-jousting

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.

Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!

by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008