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JonFot

It is the name given to a person who gets farted on while sitting on the Toilet (Jon).
Friend 1: "Hey, I just saw Kyle fart on Steven while he was taking a crap."

Steven walks into the room

Friend 2: "Hey, what's up JonFot."
by poojeter December 2, 2011
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Jono Theo

A fucking cunt who likes to suck his fucking dick and thinks he's the bees knees and play with to much lego and star wars and has to much cum in his brain.
by I HATE JONO THEO. HE IS A CUNT November 29, 2019
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Jondom

I went to the grocery store to buy more jondom’s but they only had condoms so I had to get my rabbi to Jew up the regular ones.
by Cuck Master Funk December 15, 2019
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Saigiku Jōno

a sexy blind man that will have no hesitation to kill you and is part of the organization hunting dogs (from the manga bungou stray dogs) and he has white hair that fades to red. hes a asexual bitch that has no felling but gets away with it cuz his sexyness

if he isn't doing work then he's probably taunting some innocent children and then techo will probably stop him
me: im such a simp for Saigiku Jōno
by lsjaonsfoiajfoa November 11, 2021
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JonJon

Jonjon : to do something simple and turn it into an epic result...either in a good way, bad way or... both.
Larry: Jon sure jonjon ed that Meyerson account.
Bill: what happened?
Fred : well, he lost us the Meyerson account...bbut now Mr.Witherspoon wants our business.
All: He really Jonjon it up.
by jack m. hill July 21, 2014
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JoHoez

The JoHoez, or what fanzombies call them, the Jonas Brothers, is a stupid rock band made up of 3 faggots named Dick, Hoe, and Pevin.

These faggots have done a lot of shit to mess up the world.

First, they have made thousands of little girls obsessed with their gay ass voices and made them "dumb in the head".

Second, they, along with the other hundreds of stupid disney stars, have ruined and made gone CLASSIC DISNEY. You know, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and other good shows.

Third, they have caused internet war and madness. Currently, there is a fight between fangirls and haters hosted by the stupid video site YouTube in which every day, hundreds of stupid little girls comment on the JoHoe page hoping they got on and read their comments.

What they don't know, though, is that they actually don't even know how to use a computer, much less the interwebz. The people who DO log on is their parents and representatives.


So still, till this day, the war rages on. The JoHoez will have to die one day though, whether it be from diabeetus or AIDS from having group sex with Hannah Montana
Those fucking JoHoez are getting on my nerves...

The JoHoez like to masturbate

Buttsex

Have you ever heard of the jonas brothers terrible music?

-yeah, they make my ears bleed like crazy.

faggots
by JoHoez December 16, 2008
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jono

A supreme arabaian that lives in a hole
HEY!, jono go shank that nig he is mad doggin you
by HLO January 17, 2008
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