johnathon

1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.

1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.

by DarthRM February 27, 2015

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johnathon cena

A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.

Donald Trump is a really big Johnathon Cena.

by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016

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A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.

God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!

by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014

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Johnathan

A fuckin weeb

Johnathan is such a weeb

by TaKshi69420 December 3, 2019

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Johnathan

He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white

You will never want a Johnathan in your life

by Very honest May 21, 2018

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jonthe

Jonthe is the Swedish nickname for the longer name "Jonathan. Jonthe's has the ability to be generous, sexy and intelegent. They are also very loyal, happy and jokes a lot.

Jonthe is laughing very sexy

by Alexanathon December 12, 2016

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