jortornatonk

To rip somebody's piercing out.

She was talking like she had an energizer bunny shoved up her ass and wouldn't shut up so I jortornatonked her.

by Jochanaforest December 13, 2009

joerg

verb:

1) To wander around aimlessly

2) To mess around with objects that are functioning correctly; often these objects are no longer functional after the interference.

3) To spend more time on cigarette breaks than to actually spend working.

1) "I was joerging around the office all day"

2) "He joerged around with my car and now it won't start."

3) "He joerged his way through the day, I barely ever saw him at his workstation."

by Martin Givnayson October 14, 2008

Jorts

Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.

Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.

by Waitin' on 8 January 16, 2012

Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

Jöergen

Jöergen is PewDiePie’s horse in Minecraft. Jöergen sadly passed away when going through a Nether Portal R.I.P.

Felix: Nooo Jöergen cry*

Felix: What are you looking at watersheep

by PewDieHurryUpAndDie July 15, 2019

jorts

Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.

Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.

by SnookSniper June 13, 2008

jortel

A sexy, charming beast that gets alot of girls and is super chill.

Don't mess with Jortel because he can steal your girl without even trying.

by True dat December 3, 2013