Jorgan

Elusive & found only in hazy bars at 1am. You will likely think that you have met a Jordan - but don't be fooled by the similar pronunciation. Jorgans are dancer boys with seductive hips and bobby knees that don't quit, and frequent bars often to show off their skillz and impress their friends. You may think that Jorgans are too sweet for you, but do not fear - they check their sweetness at the bedroom door. When Jorgans aren't in clubs, they can be found sexting, eating spring rolls, drinking sugar free redbull, and chirpin' Tinder for banning them again.

"I tried to get Jorgan to have soup last night but he said he preferred to give me his spring roll."

"Who is the guy over there doing that sick bobbing dance? OH nevermind, it's just Jorgan."

by kittykatmeow12345 March 25, 2019

Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

by Bondz January 13, 2010

Jorge nunez

A hot, sexy, smart, bad ass, person. He can do anything. If you are a girl, ask him out. He likes all kinds of girls, dont be shy. Do it. Ask him out already. He will by you flowers and shit. His name is the definition of amazing. This is not written by him, if it was it would be sacred, and be studied for generations. Slogan: you aint never got to much jorge in your life. Goes to hhs.

Oh mer ghad its Jorge Nunez! (Girl collapses)

by Tupacolyose December 30, 2012

Jorg job

An open handed handjob

Gertrude gave me a Jorg job last night

by Gurchimane December 14, 2014

Jorge

An attractive guy. He's pretty awkward and nerdy but great at making smoothies. That's what makes him so awesome. Oh and he's also pretty into technology. Played soccer at one point in his life too.

Dang, did Jorge make that blueberry smoothie?
Jorge is a pretty cool dude if you ask me.

by SeeVeeGee January 5, 2017

Jorge

A sexy ass mother fucker who has a humongous dick and is amazing in bed. He has great hair and is super sexy

Did you see that guy?
His name is probably jorge

by Sexyman69420 January 6, 2017

Joegasm

State of euphoria obtained while performing soft tissue rolling and or stretching. Includes a creamy, sticky substance ejaculating from the schlong.

Huahhohaaa I just joegasmed in my pants

by Jalapenis pecker February 10, 2010