Jordon Wells is a noun
A sometimes annoying person who always talks about GTA V and when he talks about GTA V he doesn't tell you he is talking about it and it is really annoying and you think he is talking about real lif
A sometimes annoying person who always talks about GTA V and when he talks about GTA V he doesn't tell you he is talking about it and it is really annoying and you think he is talking about real lif
by Science_Master March 21, 2017
Get the Jordon Wells mug.Very common name for people of Dutch decent. Whomever has this as their first or last name is a king. A one and only king. People with this name usually make the ladies wet the moment they enter the building. A Jodokus is a true muff slammer and loves to take risks. He also loves large ass in his face any day of the week.
“Wow look at that man that just walked in”
“Oh, that’s a jodokus, his dick touches the moon without him even trying”
“Oh, that’s a jodokus, his dick touches the moon without him even trying”
by Kingofthedutchhill February 15, 2019
Get the Jodokus mug.A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.
Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch!
Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!
João soares loves to suck
Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!
João soares loves to suck
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Get the João Soares mug.Dude 1, "Dam bro did you see that Joah evolved."
Dude 2, "Na Bro did he evolve."
Dude 1, "Yeah bro."
Dude 2, "BRO."
Dude 1, "What bro."
Dude 2, "Joahoahs mum flicked his balls."
Dude 1, "Bro."
Dude 2, "Na Bro did he evolve."
Dude 1, "Yeah bro."
Dude 2, "BRO."
Dude 1, "What bro."
Dude 2, "Joahoahs mum flicked his balls."
Dude 1, "Bro."
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