Jordon Wells

Jordon Wells is a noun

A sometimes annoying person who always talks about GTA V and when he talks about GTA V he doesn't tell you he is talking about it and it is really annoying and you think he is talking about real lif

Jordon Wells is annoying

by Science_Master March 21, 2017

Jondom

Jean condom,,

“These jondoms are lit”

by PinckleRinck July 31, 2018

Jodokus

Very common name for people of Dutch decent. Whomever has this as their first or last name is a king. A one and only king. People with this name usually make the ladies wet the moment they enter the building. A Jodokus is a true muff slammer and loves to take risks. He also loves large ass in his face any day of the week.

“Wow look at that man that just walked in”
“Oh, that’s a jodokus, his dick touches the moon without him even trying”

by Kingofthedutchhill February 15, 2019

João Soares

A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.

Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch!

Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!

João soares loves to suck

by Jubicley April 22, 2019

Joahoah

The evolved version of Joah. His mum flicks his balls twice as hard.

Dude 1, "Dam bro did you see that Joah evolved."
Dude 2, "Na Bro did he evolve."
Dude 1, "Yeah bro."
Dude 2, "BRO."
Dude 1, "What bro."
Dude 2, "Joahoahs mum flicked his balls."
Dude 1, "Bro."

by Kurtishasabigdick July 1, 2019

jordo

Relentlessly giving your manager shit despite their continued support and all round handsomeness

He gives him a right Jordo, his poor boss.

by Sk8terboy28 March 31, 2020

João Calado

Someone who is very funny and is perfect in every aspect possible

You are very João calado

by Stradinha June 22, 2020