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Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.
Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
by Jacques February 22, 2004
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Jive cancer

Jiver cancer is the inability to dance or move to tha beat.
'yo blud that boi got jive cancer, he can dance fo shit'

AKA Cancer of the Jive

'Maaan I can't dance no mo i got diagnosed with cancer of the jive, fool'
by HenryWatson October 20, 2006
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Jive Town

Proper Noun
1. A legendary group of teenage warriors. Fighting against the tyranny of all forms of authority, they sought to bring anarchy and chaos to their homeland. After many crucial battles such as the Battle of the Shanty and the Great Basement Siege the group had grown old. They disbanded and went their separate ways off into life. However, the legend lives on in the next generation of Tribesman.
Kidmeister Jr. #1-"Those Jive Town kids are crazy!"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "I know man, I passed out in their stronghold and they poured honey in my hair, painted half of my face black, and hung me upside down from the ceiling!"
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "Did they shoot fireworks at you?"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "No...."
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "You're lucky."
by Matawhuo March 3, 2009
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jive ass turkey

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.
by Baretta April 15, 2003
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Jive Turkey

1. Someone who lies all the time.

2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.

3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.

It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.

2. Calello. What a jive turkey.

3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.
by BarryJive December 19, 2008
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Jive Turk

"I am a Jive Turk from Jive Turkey. Excuse me while I enjoy this Jive Turkish Delight."
by Jive Turk April 16, 2005
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