JD

A jd is someone who is very hot and sexy and very athletic. but once you get to know them they throw you under the bus! A jd knows how to get girls and and will use them until the next one comes around . If you ever meet a jd don’t get distracted by his cuteness RUN!

Girl:wow look at jd he is so hot

Girl2: yeah I talked to him for months and then he left me for another girl.
Girl3: yeah he can’t be trusted don’t ever let him distract you with his cuteness.

by JG1234567 March 9, 2019

JD walker

Kid who grew up in wellelsey who was supposed to be the next big thing in sporst. Ironically he sucked at the sports he played and was the only person who actually wanted to play QB. One of the biggest tools to ever put on the wellelsey jersey, even more so than paul matteis. The man loves the weng. He has no destiny. His fate is only one to culligan. He had no choice bruce made sign the pact. 30 years from hes just gonna be coaching Pop warner with CORDA and Kims gonna be ringin the cowbell.

O shit somethings in my ass....

Its cool
Its just jd walker

by the dolleylama July 30, 2009

JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

JD

Over talented nigga. Lots of skills. A nigga who should be in your contacts as of now.

Damn i need that nigga JD to slide though.

by bēanwāy August 10, 2023

THE JD BRO

Your average kid with balls the size of bowling balls. He is mostly known for his Youtube shorts over at jd the bro Shorts. According to jd the bro concrete is an acceptable source of sustenance and this opinion is shared by all. If you aren't subbed to The jd bro what are doing in your life. It's guaranteed that if you sub tot he jd bro you won't get bullied its been proven so don't be that guy.

The Jd bro is cringe

by Such an idiot that you can’t e April 21, 2022

JD Edwards

The ultimate CMMS. A system tied to the stellar Oracle platform that helps to improve equipment reliability and plant productivity. A no brainer when it comes to the asset management software industry.

JD Edwards works ok but I wish a company would make a solution for it.

by MadSwami November 19, 2018