Jared

A good name that his been ruined by that pedophile from subway.
Girl: What's your name?
Guy: Jared.
Girl: Oh, like that pedo from subway?
by Super Nigger Faggot September 23, 2018
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Jare

A kick or punch to the genitals.

More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.

Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
Billy: I dare you to lick the rim of the toilet bowl.

Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!

Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
by atomicrebirth August 21, 2008
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Jared

One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation
"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."
by Gerch December 04, 2007
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Jared

A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.
Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.
by Noot noot January 20, 2017
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Jaree

The best lover there ever was.
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Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit
Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit
by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020
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Jared

Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty
"Jared's trash!"
"Jared says kinky"
"Jared stop eating bath bombs!!"
by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018
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