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poo jabber

gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.
"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"
by sillysausage February 8, 2006
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Jabber Jock

Individuals who have no regard for the feelings of other persons, ethnic groups, etc. Jabber jocks usually are abortion enthusiasts, laugh at natural disasters, and take extreme delight in the abuse and death of children and the elderly.
Sabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton is such a Jabber Jock, she can't stop jiggling her jizz rocket while taking a choft, which was brought on by eating a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry and splitting a toblerone
by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005
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Jabberwacky

An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.

In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.
Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.
by kirry_s March 12, 2009
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Jibber Jabber

A term coined by B.A. from the A-Team. It means to talk non-sense. Also known as "crazy talk." (See: Jive)
Noun; "Stop all this jibber jabber, foo'"
by William Ryan Kus November 4, 2009
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jabber

an open instant messaging standards protocol, based on xmpp (extensible messaging and presence protocol)
i updated my jabber client this morning, and it's looking great.
by milk October 6, 2003
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Janberd

The fly-est man known in the universe
Do you know about Janberd? He's fly as fuck
by debestemanterwereld4234234 February 16, 2018
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Jabbergasm

What immediately fallows jabberwanking while still on the phone. The end result of jabberwanking.
Melisa: are u jabberwanking?

Mark: IIIII waaas here comes the jabbergasmmmm spwshhhhhhhahhhhhhhh! pause Im sorry what?
by cplelliott September 10, 2009
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