When you are walking down the street on a fine day and out of the bushes beside the road a gentleman jumps out and tears off your ballsack. Your ballsack has been jacked.
Hubert: AHHH, what a fine fresh day, birds are singing, the ice cream man is humming a jolly tune...
Ballsack Jacker: RAH Gimme that ballsack
Hubert: Well tarnation, a got BALLSACK JACKED
Ballsack Jacker: RAH Gimme that ballsack
Hubert: Well tarnation, a got BALLSACK JACKED
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The spirit embodiment of Winter. Originally from William Joyce's book 'Guardians of Childhood', most are familiar of the movie version of him and his friends from 'Rise of the Guardians'. He's sexy, mischievous, and a tad lonely. Loves children, snow days, and teasing the Easter Bunny.
Mom: Wear your jacket, you don't want Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Child: Who's Jack Frost?
Mom: Oh, nobody.
Jack: I bring you snow days, and what recognition do I get? Nothing. Nothing at all.
Child: Who's Jack Frost?
Mom: Oh, nobody.
Jack: I bring you snow days, and what recognition do I get? Nothing. Nothing at all.
by Clockwork Rain February 21, 2013
Get the Jack Frost mug.They are two vine famous teenagers from Nebraska. They also have many good songs like "doing it right" and "flights". Jack Johnson and Jack gilinsky are also very hot.
by I love to turn up August 11, 2014
Get the jack and jack mug.Combat Jack is generally known amongst military personal as masturbating during wartime. It was the name of an episode of Generation Kill, in which we see various soldiers in the platoon "relieving" themselves in humvees or while sleeping.
Other slang terms- Rub one out, jack off
Other slang terms- Rub one out, jack off
From Generation Kill--
Soldier- Where did you go?
Reporter Evan Wright- I dont know..i was trying to find a secluded place..
Soldier- Combat Jack??
Reporter Evan Wright- No...i was trying to take a shit and ended up by the front gate, then everyone started shooting.
Soldier- Where did you go?
Reporter Evan Wright- I dont know..i was trying to find a secluded place..
Soldier- Combat Jack??
Reporter Evan Wright- No...i was trying to take a shit and ended up by the front gate, then everyone started shooting.
by generation kill a ni66a April 12, 2009
Get the Combat Jack mug.Lawyer and activist from Florida who is well known for his bizarre filings against the Florida Bar (at one point questioning the legality of its existence) and attempting to sue various rap artists and video game companies, claiming they were corrupting the youth.
He has lost every case he has ever filed and was finally disbarred in 2008.
He has lost every case he has ever filed and was finally disbarred in 2008.
Thompson's more outlandish antics include:
>Sending documents including photocopies of his drivers license with Batman's picture in place of his own (later wore a Batman watch in court to compliment this).
>"A company that says a line will not be drawn will be drawn and quartered" -Jack Thompson
>Thompson once told a prank caller to buy a suicide game and "get real good at it".
>Just the fact that commentators have called his courtroom behavior "cartoony" tells a lot.
>Sending documents including photocopies of his drivers license with Batman's picture in place of his own (later wore a Batman watch in court to compliment this).
>"A company that says a line will not be drawn will be drawn and quartered" -Jack Thompson
>Thompson once told a prank caller to buy a suicide game and "get real good at it".
>Just the fact that commentators have called his courtroom behavior "cartoony" tells a lot.
by Lingualux March 23, 2012
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During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
by Crapper July 22, 2008
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