interest

That quantity of consumer appreciation that marketers, advertisers, politicians, and occaisionally teachers try and maintain in their audiences in order to focus nebulous collective attention.

'i maintained their interest in the solar powered nuclear fallout suit by showing them pictures of fried chicken'

by anun January 28, 2004

special interest

A "special interest" is one I do not share. One I do share is "the public good".

Labor is a special interest; breaks for manufacturers like me are the public good. We create wealth - at least for ourselves.

by Leslie Doppler August 16, 2008

Principle of Least Interest

In a two-party relationship, the party exhibiting the least interest in the relationship holds the most power. This is due to the (albeit often false) presumption that relationships are an efficient economy, and that one party would only be more interested if the other is inherently more valuable.

Johnny wanted to send Daphne flowers after their first date, but since he asked her out in the first place, the Principle of Least Interest dictates he will be more likely to score with Daphne in the long run by waiting for her to make the next move.

by MacheteBetty December 30, 2010

interesting

pain in the ass, unpleasant, difficult, nuisance, difficult job, impossible job

Globalization is an interesting problem for many nations.
VP Cheney is an interesting person.

by larry lynch June 27, 2008

Interstate Bicycle

When a girl does not take a shower and especially does not wash her vagina. She then procedes to sit on the face of the male and moves in all directions making the nose of the male ride up even farther into the crouch of the female. To simulate like riding a bicycle, when the bike seat is the males face.

"Yeah my girlfriend gave me an Interstate Bicycle last night and i almost threw up"

Guy: I am not letting you trick me into a Interstate Bicycle again. you better wash that thing again.
Girl:FINE!

by Sam Rowley April 16, 2008

interest

Something time is spent in.

The word that needs to be added to the Category selection at the 'Add a Word' screen.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Losing interest

A saying used by hoes and douches. Commonly used when they are breaking up with someone. After a couple days they will come back asking for forgiveness

“Sorry Ben I’m just losing interest”

“Izzy I’m losing interest”

by Paint can May 28, 2019