Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

gorvy Verb(I think)

A misspelling of the word "groovy". Most often assosiated with making fun of Brett cause he can't fucking spell.

"Brett, why the hell did you put GORVY!"

by D>>Man May 11, 2003

my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 22, 2025

who the hell do you think i am

A valid response to any insult and/or challenge. Even if you are unable to back up the line, saying it is enough to make anyone else's argument invalid.

Stemming from the show Gurren Lagann as a popular catchphrase.

1: You are so stupid.
2: Who the hell do you think I am?!

1: You couldn't win if you tried.
2: Just who the hell do you think I am?

by reggin kcalb January 5, 2014