Hypothetical Couple

Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.

Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.

by Gorillafaceoff November 9, 2011

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hypothetical relationship

a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.

ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation

by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010

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The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.

Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!

by J Bernard December 31, 2007

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Hypothetical Man

Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".

That bang average mid with yee ass haircut must be THE Hypothetical Man.

by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021

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