anti-hospital 

A wonderful place where the employees there beat you to a pulp and give you money if you survive.

Guy: *walks into the anti-hospital*
The doctors and nurses: *beat him to a pulp*
Anti-doctor: okay here's $2,000

anti-hospital by pingpong89 November 6, 2022

Hackensack hospital 

One of the Largest hospitals in nj and quite possibly the world.

It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.

Hackensack hospital is so stressful

Hackensack hospital by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

i was at the hospital actually 

When you were actually at the hospital, most likely for a chest infection.

I was at the hospital actually for a chest infection

i was at the hospital actually by trotclopper January 1, 2022

Rochester General Hospital

Lamest hospital in Rochester, New York.

Rochester General Hospital is where i was born.

Rochester General Hospital by samanthascheible February 18, 2009

Mental hospital 

What flat earthers need to go to

No example for mental hospital

Mental hospital by Ican2 January 7, 2023

Veterans Hospital 

AKA horse-pital worse hospitals in USA managed by white heads

OH! Lord have mercy on me! Please don't force me go Veterans Hospital.
Man u's just lucky to walk out alive.

VA hospital has king midas touch in reverse, they ram butt plug up ass and your mouth, then ask U what wrong?

Veterans Hospital by itichie_nocanpo October 6, 2006

Christ's Hospital

Christ's Hospital is a boarding school for nonces who fink they are it. Most of them are either spoilt brats or road people and if you are not careful they will cast a spell on you to make you disappear. The year 11s think they are bad and the year 12s are worse but the absolute worst years is the year 7s and 8s them man be linking and acting too big for their boots.

If you want to look like a Harry Potter character and is so unbelievably entitled to everything go to Christ's Hospital.

Christ's Hospital by Anonymousbishnextdoor April 30, 2020