Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
by Scarymonstersandstuff November 30, 2017
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gape horn

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by BlackStaff_Ash December 07, 2021
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horn junkie

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
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Horn pout

A person filled with horny tendencies
He's such a horn pout. He makes sexual comments all the time.
by Jmor April 14, 2018
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Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.
Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!
by James November 02, 2004
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Guinea Horn

An unusually massive labial protrusion, also known in the western world as a clitoris. It differs from other clits in that it closely resembles a ceremonial digeridoo found in deep-state tribes of the island country. Looks a lot like a Vienna sausage in a hoodie.
Shut the fuck door!...Denise has the biggest fukken guinea horn ive seen on a chick since Shaneishia Williams 69’d me in high school; I bobbed on it like I was going down on a cocktail weenie!
by Liquor Anus June 25, 2018
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Bro-horn

1. A just all around bro.

2. A buddy or friend.
"Yo whaddup Bro-horn you score and waves at Mavs the other day man?"

"Yo theres my friend Monty is so chill, such a Bro-horn, he wears Pumas, beanies and he laxes, no doubt about it, straight up bro-horn lovin from Monty"
by Lars Umayat April 27, 2009
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