hornswaggle 

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

hornswaggle by ChrisS March 7, 2005

kentucky horn battle 

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

kentucky horn battle by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

hornblower farts 

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

hornblower farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Quarter Horn 

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

Quarter Horn by Da Klown February 2, 2019

morn horn 

The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.

"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."

morn horn by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Hornball 

a very very horny person who cannot stop thinking about sex or having sex the feeling of sex.

sandra is always thinking about sex and tells tim (her friend) about her kitty getting all wet all the time ... Tim says you hornball!

Hornball by Sandra Arambula December 27, 2003

Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

Hornacity by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007