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holiday haulter

the opposite of a holiday whore. a holiday haulter is a man or woman who is denied intercourse from their spouse specifically on any type of holiday, anniversary, birthday, or any other special event.
Randall: dude yesterday was your birthday..get any special lovin' from the lady?
Tim: nah, that bitch was being a holiday haulter
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Holiday Booty Call

Using a holiday (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, etc.) as an excuses to send "mass text" to all girls of potential booty call.
Stephen: "Merry Christmas! Hope you got everything you wanted"

Kassandra: "Thanks, you too (:"

Stephen: "What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?"
Kassandra: "Sure, but I won't be your Holiday Booty Call this year!"
Holiday Booty Call by KevinRunn November 27, 2011

Holiday Prozac 

Another term for peppermint candy canes or any holiday treat that keeps people in a good mood during the holiday season.
"My family was pissing me off during Christmas dinner so I slipped some Holiday Prozac.

Holiday Blue Balls 

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.
Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.
Holiday Blue Balls by HishamCame November 27, 2012

Holiday Leftovers 

When at first a person seems like they're warming up to you or things are heating up, and then they turn cold; similar to heating up a plate of holiday leftovers where the first bite is hot and then the second bite is cold.
Tom: "Hey man, how's it going with Mary?"
Nick: " She pulled a holiday leftovers on me."

Holiday, Florida 

Holiday Florida is a run down city between Tampa and new port richey. It has so many crack heads and meth heads. If you walk down the streets all you see is empty bottles of liquor and drugs on the ground.
Look Holiday, Florida it's so trashy!

Oh wow I would hate to live there.

Mee too lol

Look at the crack heads

Holiday Spoils

Dropping that big old post holiday meal shit into the crapper.

May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.
I just dropped some holiday spoils after that wonderful turkey dinner.

The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.
Holiday Spoils by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2018