Hoebagel

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

Hoebag

A word that Kami made and it’s hers

Did you hear about how Kami made the word hoebag!

by Looks January 2, 2019

Hoebag

An unkind individual; A jerk

Jen: You smell like a bloody sewer!

Zion: No I don't you Hoebag!

by Squaaa! February 5, 2019

Hoebags

A group of Thots that leave the mall with many bags of jewelry and clothes

Typically used to describe a blonde girl with a 10 man body count and 5 other girls in her clique

Rowdy: I can believe Stacy left the mall with the Hoebags.
Dylan: Yeah, Once a thot, always a thot.
Rowdy: Preach>

by willyboi4203 March 18, 2019

Hoebag

You call a person this when they annoy you or piss you off in anyway. You could also call them this when your haven’t a sarcastic conversation

Person 1: says something ridiculously stupid

Person 2: oh stop being so stupid you hoebag

by Sophie loves sally May 22, 2019

hoebag

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call

Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.

by I am the mar June 27, 2019

Hoebag

Hoebag is a person who always lags and is mental mental. Hoebag is also used to show your love for someone.

April is such a hoebag!
Omg fuck that foo he’s a hoebag

put that hoe in the bag

by Badbxtchthoughts July 7, 2019