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Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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nig-heist

To steal from friend, family and neighbors. The pinnacle of this is trying to sell the loot back to the victim and act like you didn't know it was theirs to begin with.
Tyrone was trying to sell me my Camry that he nig-heisted from me two weeks ago.

Hey Pookee those sunglasses look a lot like the ones I bought in Paris on my honeymoon 3 years ago....
by Florito June 13, 2007
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henish

A total babe magnet. Gets all the chicks. Always in designer clothes and lots of bling. Made of money. Business tycoon.
Yo Henish is such a babe magnet
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heisey

Having ones nuts in a vice. When ones girlfriend will not allow guy to particpate in guy activities, namely drinking and more drinking because she is not involved.
Man, my girlfriend totally heiseyed me last night...
by p.b.d. April 27, 2005
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Heissman

In imitation of the trophy, dodging the advance of an uncomely aggressor by protecting your face with your extended arm. Shield your (obviously) unfinished drink with your other.
That cougar lunged at me, so I gave her the Heissman.
by Pudmayor April 30, 2007
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nig-heist

to steal something from a friend or aquaintance or a com,plete fucking stranger
*grab cigarrete from friend without asking*

You:Nig-Heist Bitch!
by ronnie yerman May 8, 2007
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Helisexual

When a person sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. If a person doesnt like that they are a Heliphobe.
Hey fuck you mom i am Helisexual
by FaZe_xX_PuzziD3str0yer_Xx December 13, 2016
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