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hershey squirts

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits
nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka
by ...mary May 4, 2003
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Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.
Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!
by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009
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hershey highway

the brown poo skid mark left on underwear when one does not properly wipe one's own ass. skid marks
If you don't wipe, you can ride along the hershey highway.
by Jin Kim April 25, 2003
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Hershel

He was the hottest, the sexiest guy I had ever seen with the cutest most mischievous smile. I couldn't give it up after our first date. So when he dropped me off, at the end of the evening, I had the biggest Hershel.
by Shoshanna July 1, 2009
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Cream Filled Hershey Bar

When you fuck someone in the butt and it causes them to take a huge shit thats like a foot long and dark dark brown with cum on the inside of it.
I was banging my girl and i gave her a cream filled hershey bar.
by ajlfkjaflja July 22, 2007
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Harshed my Mellow

When your positive and well-being is put down or disturbed.
"Your fired"said Bill.
"Wow, that harshed my mellow."said Tom.
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hershey highway

(often capitalized) A condition of increasing trouble or difficulty (usually preceded by "down the ...")
If the ecomony doesn't improve soon, George W. Bush's bid for a second term in the White House could go straight down the Hershey Highway despite the surprisingly easy victory over Iraq.
by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003
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