semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.

Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....

by Knot u December 13, 2018

Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.

Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.

by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019

combine harvester

a man who shags everything he sees

Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester

by grannyhandler88 November 2, 2020

data horvester

a website that closes down if it isn't able to get extra income from "choose the chimneys" 3x3 grid

the website we used was a data horvester, it doesn't exist any more. they must have got cheesed off that people weren't prepared to give them extra income from data harvesting

by Dan 060 October 4, 2021

Ayden Herbster

Strongest sentient human being in all of humanity, has huge cock.

Person 1: don’t mind my obesity, just your everyday ayden herbster
Person 2: wow you must be fit!

by Your mom seth July 20, 2022

dingle Harvester

its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

dingle harvester its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

that bitch used her teeth to clean my dingle berry's it was the best feeling ever

by Zachary Ehrler July 24, 2024