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Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
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by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
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Hubert

Sexy motherfucker with a big dick, if you are friends with a hubert then you better suck his dick or miss out on his bomb dick
Me:hey have you seen the new kid
Friend: yeah his names hubert so i cant wait to hop on his dick
by eatthatpussy4456849 June 11, 2018
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herbert

(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 September 30, 2005
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Heber

Heber is handsome, hot AF and charming. He has an aura of positivity that you can feel when you are near him. He’s always working out and has big arms that are so sexyyyy. He’s also a good guy who does a lot for those he cares for but don’t take advantage of him or else you’ll see the inner lion come out
Girl 1: Damn who’s that hottie over there?

Girl 2: That’s Heber 🤤😍
by Itsallieduhhh5594 November 23, 2021
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huberta

Huberta is the most prettiest girl. She has long legs. She is 5’7. She has the most adoring personality. Her humor is kind of confusing but dark and light at the same time. She is a cancer. She enjoys corny things (picnics, Ferris wheel, walks on the beach, day or night) She carries her own weight of being her own friend. She talks a lot about herself yet people know nothing about her. Huberta is good by herself yet she wants to meet people. She is a pimp. She is a queen. She is beautiful. She is HUBERTA.
Huberta is the best friend anyone, including the President, could have.

“Yo you friends with Huberta.??!? You got a good one right there!”
by ijustcamebackfromthedead December 6, 2021
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Julius Herbert

Doctor J.

This guy in my math class from Denver, but stuck in Tacoma. A fellow Colorado four corners/Colorado native.
Dr. J and Travis give Mr. Long hell in 4th period.
by Grimm_Demize October 28, 2003
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Herbert

Someone with huge nipples. They usually wear really tight clothes so you can see it more clearly.
"What's that?"

Oh it's Herbert, his nipples are in the way...
by itcanbeunseentruth October 20, 2011
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