Hamish

Fat and arrogant, yet knowledgeable in useless ways. Lazy. Unable to understand others feelings or enjoy anything besides fighting. Generally unagreeable and nasty. Lonely and obsessive.

Quit picking fights about shit you don't even care about Hamish!

by hackermaster765447 December 20, 2013

Harishma

All niggas spend their days eating fried chicken, getting drunk on Colt 45, Olde English, or any other cheap ass Malt Liquor, smoking menthol cigarettes, weed and/or crack cocaine, followed by dog fighting, spittin' beats, and raping white wiminz. That kid who stole your bike when you were 12? A nigger. Because of the prevalence of violence in black society, 9 out of 10 blacks will be gunned down before the age of three.

Look! Over there! It's a Harishma

by meggie17 July 25, 2010

Hamish

An absolute FOP. Better off known as the guy with the excessive facial hair, or the guy who manages to scare the hell out of entire crowds with his extremely loud and random outbursts of laughter. He can be recognised out of large gatherings by his large brow ridge, which epitomises the theory of evolution. He also posesses the ability to make almost anyone laugh and is rarely seen alone, or without his precious side-kicks fetus button or sid.

i really love that hamish guy because his girlfriend has massive calf muscles.

by monstherr March 8, 2010

Hamish

A hamish is a guy who has a low level of self-awareness. He always stares at two girls in particular for extended periods of time and is very creepy. He acts as though girls are some kind of weird creatures that are just there to look pretty for him to stare at. This guy will stare at a lot of people and not know when to break eye contact but stares at girls most often.

Person 1: Hamish is always staring at me in class!
Person 2: ME TOO! it's so weird
Person 1: IKR! It makes me so uncomfortable.
Person 2: same

by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020

Hamish

Hot,sexy,attractive and dirty minded

hamish is a loving , caring man and has a girlfriend so lady's BACK OFF!
#love birds

by Hello boyfriend(hamish) March 16, 2017

Hamish

Hamish, also known as 'Maccas' is a poor iPhone peasent with a fetish work wood, metal, leather and whip craft. Scientists finally discovered the smallest measurement physically possible( the Micromaccas) when they measured his dick.

Oh, not Hamish again!
Oh, poor iPhone user. They must be a Hamish!

by .-.__xX69FortniteLegend69Xx__. October 23, 2018

Hamish

The best mofo you will ever meet and he’s got a big penis

Hamish he’s the best

by Big pee pee man2517 March 17, 2019