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hastag

A hashtag that has outlived its usefulness, either by irrelevance or by attracting too much spam to continue on a decent conversation. A combination "has-been" and "hashtag".
Man, #imabelieber is such a hastag. Only trolls and creeps tweet with it now.... not true Beliebers.
by AwwwwPuddin November 8, 2013
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hatstasy

A state of paralyzingly intense, yet fleeting, arousal.
After watching a sex sence in the TV show 'Rome' I entered a state of hatstasy, only to have it quickly subside.
by Titus Pullo December 24, 2008
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Haystacking

The act of sending an lengthy email chain to a recipient with vague directions to "see below" or "please note" without providing further instructions. This forces the recipient to search through a long list of email correspondences in hopes of figuring out what you're referring to (i.e. searching for a needle in a haystack).
"I just received an email from Dan saying 'Please advise'. But there are, like, 50 emails below his. How am I supposed to know what he's referring to?!? UGH! I hate it when he haystacks! I'm going to start haystacking him back just to piss him off."
by indigopolis December 2, 2011
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hasta la fuego

Commonly used as a way to goodbye to your friends after you’ve eaten 12 Doritos Locos Tacos and you asshole is on fire.
“Ight i’m gonna go clog my toilet now, hasta la fuego”
by ihaveareallylowgpa December 12, 2019
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Dick in a haystack

A Dick in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. The game starts when the pubes are longer than the penis, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. Once found, suckage is a must.
Hey, before you go to work, lets play "dick in a haystack"

Hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer CD and play Dick in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!
by Cristiano7 June 28, 2008
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Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.
It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.
by Cheerful John February 12, 2012
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hamstah

furry little mammel which looks like an overweighted mouse with a sloppy hairstyle.
- dont fuck with my hamstah, he comes after you with his sawed off shotgun and unloads it in your face. Yeah.. he always does that..
by kukel June 12, 2003
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