Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

Right Handed Sinestro

When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.

guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.

guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?

guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.

guy 2: Oh man that sucks!

guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)

by balooboo May 7, 2011

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Hanger Hand

That gross metal residue that gets on the top of your hand when you carry hangers around the store before heading in to the dressing room.

I was at Macy's the other day and I got hanger hand while trying on dresses.

by Walbroehl March 30, 2009

Handroll

Handroll is a tech for Rise Against and also best friends and sometimes lovers with Jepha Howard of The Used.
He tours non-stop and likes drinking and twittering.
He tells everyone to go to bed even though it's the weekend.
He calls everyone a nerd but really he's the biggest one of all.

Also a type of sushi.

Handroll is teching for Rise Against again.

by TasteMyInk May 24, 2009

Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.

“That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."

by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013