haggerd

nasty or messed up. beaten up

Dude that chick is haggerd!
she is gross, too fat, too skinny

Dude your truck is haggerd!
the truck is messed up, wrecked falling apart

by ummmidk November 27, 2007

Haggerty

A person of Irish decent, a freckled face hustler, usually with red hair and mandatory freckles. The more red hair you have on your hair/body the more of a Haggerty you are. Usually classy, not good at European football due to their fondness to alcohol, but for every skill they lack on the pitch, they have another skill to make up for it on a bar stool

Macklemore is a true Haggerty

by The classy stud September 14, 2012

Haggis

1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.

1. Lets eat sum Haggis.
2. Yo Haggis, whaddup?

by Diego September 22, 2003

Haggered

What people say when they don't know how to spell "haggard"

He was so haggard that he spelt it as haggered!

by another pedant April 15, 2014

Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

haggler

Reffering to a person that is perpetually on another person's nuts. ie "jocking" them

Sarah's such a haggler! She's always all over that group.

by Thats hot January 23, 2005

Haggad

Without a shirt; Shirtless.

When Dillon got out of the shower, he was completely haggad.

by Dillon Kifer October 17, 2008