Guitar Freaks

A guitar simulation game in which a player presses 3 buttons and a pick on a simulated guitar as their corresponding markers reach a line at the top of the screen.

Guitar Freaks is easier than Drummania.

by dj gs68 May 13, 2003

Guitar Hero Rocker

A person that tries to give the impression of beeing a rocker but only has knowlege exclusively based on the songs from guitar hero.

"What song is this?"
"Enter sandman, by metallica"
"Never heard it, but their song One totally rocks!"
"Man, you are such a guitar hero rocker..."

by Saltaren February 22, 2008

Guitards

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."

by AJ Batista October 27, 2008

Guitarist

Not to be confused with someone who simply plays the guitar, a true guitarist is someone who looks at their instrument as though it were a paintbrush preloaded with every color imaginable and then some, waiting to spill onto the canvas known as sound in an array of both erratic and delicate displays. These displays differ depending on the guitarist's motivation and state of mind, as well as their life experiences and musical inspirations.

Guitarists often feel a connection to their instrument in the way that it is an extension of their self; many relate this connection to an energetic flow, as the sounds which emerge from both their efforts and their instrument combined seemingly flow from the tips of their fingers like energy all the way into their veins, connecting them to life itself in an obscure way many find hard to explain to non-guitarists, but understand and relate to instinctively with those of their own kind.

Despite popular belief or bias, not all guitarists are technically brilliant, but the sounds they produce are always full of emotion and most importantly, honesty. The way to tell if someone is a guitarist is their ability to tell a story through their playing in a style that is distinctly their own.

*All examples would be open to debate and personal opinion, thus I'll leave it up to your own interpretation to decide who in your mind is someone you recognize as a guitarist in these terms.

by itsashineeworld March 4, 2011

Guitar Hero

A simple entertaining pass-time that is the subject of much controversy among guitarists and video-game players. Being able to play a song on "expert" in Guitar Hero does not mean you are good at playing the guitar. However, that does not make the game less fun. Guitar players use it to bash video gamers, and video gamers use it to show off their "skills". However, a happy medium enjoys the game for what it is - a game.

Guitar Hero Player: Dude, this game rocks! But I'm smart and I know this is nothing like a real guitar . . . !

by JMBFallen November 18, 2006

Guitar Diet

Eating virtually nothing but Ramen Noodles, as would a low-income college guitarist saving up for a guitar/amp/gear.

Dude: Dude, you can't afford that effects pedal!
Guitarist: Hey, it's no problem, I'm cool with the guitar diet.

by Fat Tony Giovanni April 27, 2007

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008