upper deck grumpy blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.

James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.

by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009

grimmy

Crack laced joint.

puff on a grimmy

by yanar June 2, 2004

grimy

grimy is a person who always looks to do someone dirty no matter who it is just to make some change. small time crooks.

this dude is so grimy he'd knock off his own mother for some small chedder

by [e-mail] May 13, 2005

Twist a Grumpy

To fart. (See also "floating an air biscuit" and "toot")

Everybody clears out when they hear Mr. Gutke twist a grumpy! They fear his Farticules.

by Dr Toots June 9, 2011

Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.

Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.

by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008

gimpy

A nickname for someone who is retarded, handicapped, or a wordspazz

He broke his leg, now he is all gimpy

by crazyfock November 5, 2003

grimey-ass grin

A facial expression expressed by a man or woman who has been discovered recently engaging in an illicit or private activity, usually appearing delighted.

Jason woke up later in the afternoon, and saw his house mate and some young woman on the couch roused and mussed up with grimey-ass grins on their faces.

by Young Scain June 23, 2007