Gifted

Referes to a person who regularly follows-through on a fart.

To "Gift" someone is to poo whilst farting in someone's house or on their property.

A person who "gifts" is referred to as
"Gifted"

"He gifted the front seat of my car!"

"He gave in the hallway whilst wearing a bathtowel"

by carneagemean May 8, 2008

Grifter

A puddin' lover dood, most probably Gay.

Grifter: "I got your ass covered, puddin" and "There's something in my pants that wants you, puddin"

by Mainamebitchnits October 29, 2009

grifter

It is a very manly woman, who is very physically strong, stocky build or overweight, usually has excessive facial and body hair and is sometimes mistaken for a man.

The masculine appearance of a Russian female shotput champion means she can be described as a grifter.

by KB April 15, 2005

ghifted

When one is screwed over.

She got ghifted by her ex.

by Al_089 October 23, 2007

Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.

What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!

by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013

gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.

"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"

by The-Poison-Muse December 17, 2016

Gifted Cunts

When someone gets gifted in a game especially Rocket League. When psyonix favors and looks after the opposition and does everything it can go fuck you of an earned win

Played a game of rocket league earlier and there was gifted cunts left right and center

by Robbed when November 9, 2018