greg 

Don’t get me wrong but some greg’s are nice. Never trust a south african greg though.. He will tear you to peices and lie to your face. Usually targets young females aged 15-16 but he will go for whatever he can get. Be careful. But for all the other greg’s just go for it. Make sure they aren’t South African before though :)

That South African Greg used me and broke my heart

greg by Mia Dronow October 1, 2018

Greg 

A very selfless, humble guy that has a great sense of humor. You really need him to be your friend because he is just the right person to make you feel better when you are having a bad day. Is 100% honest with you, not one has he lied in his entire life. You will never meet anyone as kind as him. He also has the best, funniest jokes that will crack you up. Never underestimate this person.

Girl 1: Hey Shannon, uggh! I am having a bad day and got in a fight with my mom, what should I do?

Shannon: Oh, go talk to Greg, he is really understanding and will cheer you up right away!

Girl 1: Thank you so much!!! You are right, he is the best friend ever, I’m sure he will cheer me up!

Greg by Billythegoat24593629 June 26, 2019

Greg 

A person that is probably Jewish and is always looking for his next grandpa victim. A Greg will also definitely have a large nose.

Hawl Greg ya big jew, size of your nose

Greg by Ttap June 3, 2020

Greg 

Is not a ATM

Stop asking greg for money

Greg by anonymous December 5, 2021

Greg 

someone who has been known to have a small penis and a huge mouth.

greg brock

Greg by HUGE BUSH June 23, 2010

Greg 

Greg, a small but handy instrument used for picking fluff out of the belly button when lying on the couch watching tv. rare and expensive.

I was lying on the couch enjoying playing with Greg

Greg by crabwright July 30, 2008

Greg 

An individual who is permenantly stuck in boy-hood. Often portrays immaturity and sarcasm. Greg's have no respect for anyone and cares only about getting a piece. When first meeting a Greg, he will tell you what you want to hear and is very kind - but dont let it fool you! Greg's see women as nothing more than objects and have more than one at a time. They are unreliable, untrustworthy and embarassing to be around. Gregs are not dating material and will more often than not disappoint and hurt. Greg's cannot be trusted and have an addiction to stealing and are often in trouble with the law. All Gregs should be isolated from society.

Gregs are often poligamists

Greg by fed-up-with-it 21 January 12, 2010