New Guinea Gaspump

When a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.

"Hey bro! Did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?"
"Yeah, but can any of them take a New Guinea Gaspump?"

by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

*gasp*

The act of gasping, see =o

person 1: I AM GETTING MARRIED!
person 2: *gasp* that's amazing!

by *gasp* it's deb! December 15, 2008

gasp

A word uttered when in shock

"GASP!" shouted the Tajikstani immigrant after realizing his wife had soiled her undergarments.

by Do I Know You February 13, 2003

Graspercate

When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.

Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

gasp

1. To exclaim by breathing in.

He gasped when he saw the two bodies pulsating.

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Gasp

the sound someone makes between the moans

Every time she could, she gasped for air.

by Le Gaspy June 16, 2011

gaspard ulliel

A supremely talented actor.
Classy, handsome, charming, French.

What else is there to say?

Films Gaspard Ulliel has starred in...

Je'Taime Paris, Hannibal Rising, A Very Long Engagement

by Atrophies January 5, 2008