Gopher Boy is the pooner child of Ben leonard, Itchy and a goat or an unemployed music untalent Jack michealson and a lama. This strange creature has a golden singing voice, is well hung, incredibly small and has buck teeth.
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slut; hooker; dirty bar-fly bird; the town bicycle; chicks that arm wrestle; a promiscous woman with visible scars
Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.
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I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
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Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!
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