Gopher Tax 

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

Gopher Tax by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020

Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.

Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.

Gopher Snatch by TBsquishy November 29, 2020

gopher brunch 

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

gopher brunch by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Gopher Whistle 

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.

On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!

Gopher Whistle by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022

Gopher walkies 

Thing you say to your dog to tell it you are going to take it on a walk. Dogs go crazy if you say these words so be careful because you might get jumped on

Person 1: Gopher Walkies
Dog 1: woof woof woof, I’m gonna jump on you now, I’m super excited but I’m not gonna hold still while you put the leash on.

Gopher walkies by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Gopher Den 

When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.

I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.

Gopher Den by EmiliaZu July 9, 2023

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

pocket gopher by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016