gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Gooth

One who participates in the act of being thilly.

I'm such a thilly gooth.

by Tyler Stebbins August 4, 2006

Gootrition

Noun:
The process of obtaining food necessary for bad health and obesity.

1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.

2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.

3. Fat.

by Guzman III October 9, 2009

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

GOOTESQUE

A grotesque 'GOOT'(vagina) that turns your stomach.

Jaysis tonight that is GOOTESQUE!

by foggyyeah March 5, 2009

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

Gootality

This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"

My office space is a total mess after my stroke fest ending in GOOTALITY!

by UKScotty June 14, 2013