Gonkling

a slur or contemptuous term for a baby goose

This one angry ass gonker gave birth to a million fucking gonklings and now there is shit all over campus.

by ninthhorizon June 19, 2018

Gonk

Gonk is a word used to describe a state of mind and being. Originating from the depths of gods mind pool itself the Gonk has been transferred into the "Gonk droids" The droids due to their higher mind set simply walk the many planets in the place of mobile batteries, their internal thoughts being unlocked by fellow Gonk droids.

"hey bro you heard about the *Gonk*?"
"nah that sounds dumb anyway"
"drown yourself"

by Gonkaholic September 1, 2021

Fah-goink

This is the sound of the the male's Marble bag slapping the water as he jumps into a body of water

I'm surprised that his tiny balls even made a Fah-goink

by Merick August 16, 2007

Albino Gonk

Just a generally annoying person who has white hair.

Quentin: Hey, whos that guy with the white hair?
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!

by steveoid March 3, 2008

gohlke

unbelievebly attractive male

An example of a Gohlke is a greek god such a hercules.

by xxyz June 25, 2007

gonk

n. Has several, widespread meanings - often depending on geography - such as blowjob or underwear. Can also be used as a generic insult.

The word is best used, however, to describe enemies who must be eliminated in videogames.

Me (playing Goldeneye: Jesus, I'm getting blasted to fuck here! There's way too many gonks!
You (advising me): There's one to your right...
Me: Oh shit, I'm dead. These gonks just didn't stop. Fucking gonks.

by Terry Deary December 7, 2006

GONKK

A goose like noise,made by a select few.Founded by GF and KL. now used in several countires including the US UK and Canada.

GONKK...hey hey how are ya

hows it goin you big gonkk?

she is a big pusy gonkk!

by Greg Flucker October 6, 2005