A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.
by Natethegreat315 September 09, 2010
metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children
by Indigospark October 22, 2010
A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.
by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014
a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.
I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.
by mwallis October 13, 2009
The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.
Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.
Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.
by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010
by Fighting the increasing majority September 16, 2007
Someone's tunnel vision when it comes to objects from their past, such as cartoons, video games, even books.
"The new Transformers movie sucks! The original cartoon was the best!"
In this case the commenter is wearing Nostalgia Goggles, as the new movies/cartoons may be geared towards a new audience, instead of the old one
In this case the commenter is wearing Nostalgia Goggles, as the new movies/cartoons may be geared towards a new audience, instead of the old one
by Moses of the Desert June 26, 2007