Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

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jerkin your gherkin

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018

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gnerk • Gerk • Gherkin • Gerkin • glerk • Gerky • Gnerd • gnork • gerke • gerken

When someone or something is "off the gherkin" they are crazy, or doing something unconventional. When someone is described as "off the gherkin" they are doing something they wouldn't normally do, or something that could be considered out of character and strange.

Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.

"Oh wow Tommy is screaming in the Walmart, he is so off the gherkin."
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"This function is off the gherkin."

by 123Josh456 October 4, 2021

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Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010

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