Gunch

1. A swollen, bloody vagina; typically on a pet in heat.
2. A female partner's mood during menses.

1. Since my bitch went into heat, she's been rubbing her gunch all over everything.
2. Don't mind her, she's been acting like a gunch because it's her time of the month.

by CatfishTea March 4, 2011

Gunch

Abbreviated form of Goon Punch. A highly alcoholic concoction of goon (extremely cheap cask wine), vodka and juice/soft drink. Usually made in large quantities in a tub or similar.

"That gunch is deadly!"
"Get me some gunch would you?"
"This gunch needs more goon"

by lawrencek February 26, 2009

Gunch

A combination of the words Gash/Cunt/Bitch good for use in mixed company since no one will no what yer saying. Such as...

Man that chick is such a gunch!

by Chad De'Voreaux December 12, 2007

Gunch

Cruel Word Invent By Ape Name Elmer, Who Sell Fruit. Word Is Intense Insult, Can Also Be Stand In For Swear Word. Generally Mean "Useless, Garbage"

"Elmer, why won't anyone buy my candy?"
"Your Candy Is Gunch"

by Contactspeddler September 14, 2015

gounche

the hair that sticks out the top of mens shirts.

that guy in front of me in line, (yeah the one with the mullet, and the first 2 buttons of his shirt undone) has his gounche hanging out the top of his shirt.

by smurfettish February 18, 2010

Grunch

Something that needs to be gripped

Dude 1: AUUGGHHHHHHHH
Dude 2: sounds like he just got his grunch gripped

Dude 3: fr

by SaltyRod June 16, 2022

gunch

the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.

I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.

by DavidLeeRoth March 5, 2005