Glock 7

A fake gun, clearly and concisely defined in the first post above. However, some people apparently cannot read (or refuse to actually read the entire definition before posting one of their own), and fail to grasp the basic concept of satirical humor.

"I go on Urban Dictionary and half-ass read the definitions of things like "Glock 7"; I then write a juvenile response, effectively making myself look like a "pinhead".

by TriggerTeacher December 17, 2011

glock 17

The glock 17 is short recoil, floating barel, semi automatic handgun. The weapon has gained popularity, from widespread use in cinama, and is caried by most law enforcemnt, for it's hi capacity of ammunition it can deliver. Glock is the name of the comany based out of Austria. The 17 comes from the seventeenth patent awarded to Glock.

The police officer aimed his glock 17 in the air, and away from the suspect.

by J.urquhart August 29, 2006

glooks🖤

You are getting friendzoned really hard in most friendly way. I would just recommend you go cry

Alexandra : Swipes up on post “😍😍😍 you cute”

Random : “Glooks🖤”

Alexandra : go cry’s you friends “I just got curved”

by Famoustru March 24, 2021

Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

by Glonkman May 18, 2020

twin glock .40s

Ludacris' choice of arms, usually cocked back.

I've got twin glock .40s cocked back.

by southpaw23 May 18, 2016

Glokmah

1.A yudonian word meaning goat.
2.An undercover cuss word.

1. Pass over that glokmah, it needs to be milked.
2. What the GLOKMAH! Holy GLOKMAH!

by Simply Sara February 26, 2008

glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.

Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.

by Tony1733 October 18, 2013