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Glooping

Glooping refers to when you are just a slime, a lump of meat that just went limp. You can still move in this state but all your bones will be gone in order to gloop.
Tod: Hey James, me and Jenna are gonna go glooping together, wanna join us?
James: Fuck yeah dude!
by anonymous March 27, 2023
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Goochinka

White man: May I sniff your goochinka

Chinese man: Yess Daddy
by Chinck rizz July 25, 2024
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glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.
"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"
by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024
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Gloofing

Bro: "All of a sudden, me and my friend started Gloofing bro."
Bro 2: "That's crazy bro."
by cloudus January 4, 2024
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Glooping

When a mans anal mucus lands on the floor and he slides around on his ass like a snail
Todd to Ed: “man i was glooping so hard last night i had to get the mop out before my mom came home”
by Hotdogslime January 21, 2024
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Glinching

When 2 men go and kill an animal of choice. Then, they extract the blood of the animal and skin it. After that, one man wears the skin of the animal and makes the noises of the animal while the other man fucks him using the animals blood as a lubricant.
Yo bro I saw some roadkill back there, Let’s go glinching!
by Chris_Ferguson11 February 15, 2024
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Glooming

when me and my boys have a group goon and edge session and whoever ends their edging streak first much give a blowy blowy to the nearest lad in the group for as long as possible. 🤫
"Chris just lost in out "Glooming" session and have to give jack the sloppiest toppiest blowey blowey of all time."
by wombattington February 26, 2024
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