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gerks

marijuana, a smoke that calms and refreshes, usually the compressed variety possibly containing seeds.
before the party we smoked some gerks. we are going to the concert , do you have your gerks. Angie only hangs around with us because we have the gerks.
by butter2 September 1, 2006
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Gerke

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.
In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.
by Peacedawg November 21, 2009
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gerken

meeen woman-who can get louder with every word she says. ugly gray-hair. saggy boobs. also called the gerken-nader.
(girl 1) hey how was 6th period?
(girl 2) omg the gerken-nader freakin pissed herself off....
by kori. April 5, 2008
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Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020
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Gerkini

A Gerkini is an expression used when you encounter a man with a penis that is the size or smaller than an actual Gerkin Pickle. Gerkini can be used to name the penis, or the man who has a small penis.
"I just had an evening with the Gerkini" or

"His junk reminded me of a gerkini"
by focus2007 May 23, 2010
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Gerkmeister

A drink creation, the mixing of Sprite, Calypso Lemonade, and Johnnie Walker Black Label shaken. Created at Methodist University
"Yo Big G, give me a Gerkmeister!"
by PowerG November 17, 2014
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Gerkenstein

A person who is able to make a Gerkmeister, may also be a person who is German. This will also include a new Wolfenstein fanatic.
"Mr. Gerkenstein, please make me a Gerkmeister!"
by PowerG November 17, 2014
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